I just got off the phone with the folks at a popular electronics company, and decided on this little diddy. It should be at my house within a few days. I can't wait. Moreover, I can't wait to install gentoo on it. It'll come with Windows XP Home(the cheapest option) preinstalled, and I will log into that only for long enough to get some hardware information out of it. After that, it'll be linux and movies. Hooray.